No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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