Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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