Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
