shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Randomize
