Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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