Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
