You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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