why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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