He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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