i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Alive.
So much puke
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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