I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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