just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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