you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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