Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
