Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Randomize
