Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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