He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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