you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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