if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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