so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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