u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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