I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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