32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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