batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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