For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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