bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i may or may not be watching the land before time
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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