Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Vodka?
Forever.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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