Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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