he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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