no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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