that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
send nudes
from the living room?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
