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Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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