We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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