Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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