Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
nutella sex= disaster
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
