Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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