are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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