i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Randomize
