It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
what the fuck happened to the tacos
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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