it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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