I think scott just propositioned me for sex
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I wish i was in the wii world.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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