Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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