Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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