That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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