One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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