Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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