She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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