carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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