ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Jerry, you need to find god
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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