just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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