You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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