drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
it's like heaven, but drunker
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
