Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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